Elin Bengtsson
sure when Aphrodite lies around naked in a giant clam shell she’s a “goddess” but when I do it I’m “drunk” and “no longer welcome at the aquarium”
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sure when Aphrodite lies around naked in a giant clam shell she’s a “goddess” but when I do it I’m “drunk” and “no longer welcome at the aquarium”
Things I am okay with:
-Steven universe nsfw.
Things I am not okay with:
-said nsfw being accessible to the show’s target audience (children)
-stevonnie nsfw
-any nsfw involving children
-stevonnie nsfw
-stevonnie nsfw
THE SIGNS AS EGYPTIAN GODS
- Aries: Apophis; God of war and chaos, and snakes.
- Taurus: Geb; God of the earth and fertility.
- Gemini: Seshat; Goddess of writing, measurement, and mathematics.
- Cancer: Nut; Goddess of the moon, skies, and stars.
- Leo: Bastet; God of cats, protector of children and pregnant women.
- Virgo: Tefnut; Goddess depicted as lion, ruled over water and fertility.
- Libra: Isis; Goddess of magic, protection, healing, and love.
- Scorpio: Anubis; God of the dead, funerals, and mourning.
- Sagittarius: Thoth; God of scribes, wisdom, and knowledge.
- Capricorn: Osiris; God of the underworld and afterlife.
- Aquarius: Horus; God of the sky, battle, and falcons.
- Pisces: Kebechet; Goddess of purification. Depicted as wandering goddess or lost child.
Ramadan PSA
Hey guys, Ramadan is coming up in less than a month (roughly 3 weeks from now, no exact date yet) and I just wanted to make sure that some people were aware. Muslims around the globe are gonna be fasting along with other practices for a full month, so please be considerate by just doing a couple of easy things.
Tag all NSFW or NSFW-like posts: If your blog isn’t explicity NSFW, then please tag it. Even if it’s like “oh but there’s no nips showing”, if the picture is mostly sexual then tag it. People have different interpretations of what is and isn’t SFW so better safe than sorry.
Tag all food posts or mentions: This one isn’t that hard to understand. Muslims are going to be abstaining from food and drink (water included) for a minimum of 15 hours, sunrise to sunset, for a month straight. It’s not very fun to constantly see/hear about food when you’re starving.
If anyone has any other topics I forgot/haven’t covered, then let me know. Otherwise please spread this and let others know. I’ll be queuing it up semi-regularly at different times.
THE SIGNS AS GODS & GODDESSES
- Aries: God of Fire & the Seven Circles of Hell, punishing the sinners and heretics
- Taurus: Goddess of the Home & Hearth, protecting our loved ones and our shelter
- Gemini: God of Scholars & Education, watches over the spread of information and knowledge
- Cancer: Goddess of Women, all things soft & feminine
- Leo: God of Animals & Children, all things wild & free
- Virgo: Goddess of Snow & Natural Phenomena, cruel yet natural and beautiful
- Libra: God of Justice & Beauty, vain yet fair
- Scorpio: Goddess of Death & Darkness
- Sagittarius: God of Travel & Adventure, new experiences and foreign affairs
- Capricorn: Goddess of Success & Fame, fortune and notoriety. The She-wolf of Wall Street
- Aquarius: God of Discovery & Technology, all things metal and shiny
- Pisces: Goddess of the Ocean & Emotion, the seas are at the mercy of her moods
shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with
shout out to people who can have regular conversations with you naked.
shout out to being naked
I find it comical when women think I care about
Stretchmarks
If one titty is slightly bigger than the other
Birthmarks
Fat areas
Bumps or discoloration
Cellulite
Sweat
Morning breath
Human flaws
If I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I putting my mouth first
This is so beautiful and reassuring
If you’re a guy who likes looking at pictures of naked girls but loses respect for a girl if she posts a naked picture of herself, you can get lost
How many times can I reblog this
Is she naked because you love her or do you love her because shes naked?
(via hefuckin)