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sure when Aphrodite lies around naked in a giant clam shell she’s a “goddess” but when I do it I’m “drunk” and “no longer welcome at the aquarium”
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THE SIGNS AS EGYPTIAN GODS
- Aries: Apophis; God of war and chaos, and snakes.
- Taurus: Geb; God of the earth and fertility.
- Gemini: Seshat; Goddess of writing, measurement, and mathematics.
- Cancer: Nut; Goddess of the moon, skies, and stars.
- Leo: Bastet; God of cats, protector of children and pregnant women.
- Virgo: Tefnut; Goddess depicted as lion, ruled over water and fertility.
- Libra: Isis; Goddess of magic, protection, healing, and love.
- Scorpio: Anubis; God of the dead, funerals, and mourning.
- Sagittarius: Thoth; God of scribes, wisdom, and knowledge.
- Capricorn: Osiris; God of the underworld and afterlife.
- Aquarius: Horus; God of the sky, battle, and falcons.
- Pisces: Kebechet; Goddess of purification. Depicted as wandering goddess or lost child.
THE SIGNS AS GODS & GODDESSES
- Aries: God of Fire & the Seven Circles of Hell, punishing the sinners and heretics
- Taurus: Goddess of the Home & Hearth, protecting our loved ones and our shelter
- Gemini: God of Scholars & Education, watches over the spread of information and knowledge
- Cancer: Goddess of Women, all things soft & feminine
- Leo: God of Animals & Children, all things wild & free
- Virgo: Goddess of Snow & Natural Phenomena, cruel yet natural and beautiful
- Libra: God of Justice & Beauty, vain yet fair
- Scorpio: Goddess of Death & Darkness
- Sagittarius: God of Travel & Adventure, new experiences and foreign affairs
- Capricorn: Goddess of Success & Fame, fortune and notoriety. The She-wolf of Wall Street
- Aquarius: God of Discovery & Technology, all things metal and shiny
- Pisces: Goddess of the Ocean & Emotion, the seas are at the mercy of her moods
Me: *feels insecure*
Me: *vents about feeling insecure*
Me: *feels insecure about venting about feeling insecure*
Me: cool
*puts lipstick on* im so???? beautiful im an actual Goddess?? I should be worshipped im literally transcending earthly beauty. I have actually become immortal probably?? I’m so amazing everyone look at me
things to call your sign girlfriends
- Aries: baby girl|darling
- Taurus: sweetie-pie|honey
- Gemini: sunshine|doll-face
- Cancer: baby|my sweet
- Leo: kitten|queen
- Virgo: my lady|goddess
- Libra: princess|sugar
- Scorpio: beauty|mine
- Sagittarius: butterfly|moonshine
- Capricorn: my girl|love
- Aquarius: beloved|angel
- Pisces: cutie-pie|sweetheart
me during the #blackout
- Me: YOURE GORGEOUS
- ME: AND YOURE GORGEOUS
- ME: YES SLAY ME
- ME: YOUR CHILD IS SO CUTE
- ME: YOU ARE LITERALLY TOO HANDSOME
- ME: YOU LOOK LIKE A GODDESS
- ME: YOU KNOW WHAT?? I THINK THERE MIGHT BE A GOD!!
I almost made a grown man cry today
at work I called out his coffee order and he was like “that’s not how women usually call out my name ;) ;) ;)” so I just blinked and said “I’ll try to sound more disappointed next time then” then walked away
oh my god, you goddess